four:

: the average number of hours of sleep I have gotten every night for the last two months.

thirty:

: the number of hours I have slept over the course of the last 48 hours.
there should be a law against moms getting sick.

Sixteen Thousand

: Gallons of water that Ryan used to "wash" the entire exterior of our house. Stay tuned for next month's water bill...

one-hundred-sixty

: The number of hard-earned dollars spent on the state fair experience.

two:

: the number of Twins games Ryan has been to in the last 72 hours.

four:

: the number of hours I've been fighting with my husband tonight.
(sorry...disagreeing)

three:

: the number of times I have called and been on hold with mediacom in the last three days...and as of yet have not talked to an actual human being. ps. don't call my house-the phone doesn't work.